I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
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he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
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Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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