At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
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I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
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And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
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