she's into porn, im staying here tonight
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
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