yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
send nudes
from the living room?
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