I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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