he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Of course I have a pirate flag
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
