I am puke
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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