There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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