No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Just pee around me
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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