I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
After last night, I could never be a politician.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
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so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
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I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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