worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
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He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
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When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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