Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
