you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
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I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
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My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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