He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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