So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
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Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
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As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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