But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
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Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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