Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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