Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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