so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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