scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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