whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
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As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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