Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
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just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
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Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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