How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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