You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
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she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
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ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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