Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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