TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Randomize
