I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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