dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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