just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
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I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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