Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
there is another microwave in the elevator.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Randomize
