my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
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My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
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for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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