Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
She announced her abortion via fbk
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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