Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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