Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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