If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
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I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
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Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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