i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I will die if light touches me.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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