I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
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Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
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I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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