Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
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He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
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Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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