I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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