i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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