Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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