i just wanna soil my oats bro
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
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i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
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Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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