Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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