why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
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Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
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Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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