So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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