: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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