Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
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And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
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The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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