I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
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I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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