we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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