I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
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theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
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Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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