I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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