And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
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all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
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It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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