"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
