Pappa wants mamma naked
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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